post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF SPECIAL UPDATES at Feb 13,2014 9:42am
We interrupt this thread with a special announcement:
I just ripped the most horrific fart in the bathroom, it was silent but extremely deadly emissions are roaming down the hallway. I will update you as more information comes in, and the body count increases.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Samantha stopped swallowing Thundersteel's cum long enough to actually book a show.
Hello, there. Look everyone! It's that complete psycho who harasses and threatens me on a daily basis in spite of current legal action. Just in case you haven't heard this a million times before, I've never dated or had any involvement with that guy. Kindly leave your juvenile innuendos to yourself.
Please come to the show tonight, and I will be glad to demonstrate exactly how much of a "big fat bitch" I am. If you're the subject of present legal action, you will be getting a free ride from the Worcester Police Department. If you're just some idiot who thinks that this sort of thing is funny, I'm sure I can think of a way to show my appreciation for all of the hard-earned time you've spent acting like a complete imbecile on this web site. Threatening to rape someone and burn down their house is no joke. You have a terrible sense of humor.