Hey everyone, I've been trying to get this band together for quite some time now. I finally found an outstanding drummer and we recently lost our room we shared with another band due to not having enough members in the band. Hopefully I can reach out to the people here and get something going. We really want to play shows, have a bunch of fun with this project. I have a BUNCH of material written in guitar pro, so it's not very hard to learn this material. Here's my recent video of a song from my second album. I'd really like to make the 3rd album a group effort and I've recently started some new stuff for the third.
If you know ANYONE or you think you could be the person to play this kind of material please let me know on here, YouTube Message, or email me at
mikeCantTakeit@gmail.com
You have to have your own transportation and live equipment is a must! A good amount of experience is great as well, I'm not a huge theory buff so I'm not going to limit myself to people knowing theory only. As long as we work together and develop some kind of chemistry to write together we should come up with great things. Check out the facebook channel and give it a like as well! There's some other tracks such as a new track I recently wrote this year and another track from my second album you can find on my youtube channel so head on there and check it out! So Like I said, if you're interested Please! Let us know. We'll be happy hearing from you.
Till then, enjoy!
By the way, the place we're looking to practice at is Band Stand Live which is where we recently lost our room. (Taunton Ma.)
No honestly though, your band is everything I hate about what people have done with metal these days. Absolute garbage, and that video is one of the least heterosexual things I've seen to date, and I've seen a pretty hefty amount of gay porn.
post by MikeCantTakeit at Dec 15,2012 3:46pm
umadbro that you're probably in your late 30's and haven't learned anything else on the guitar besides riffage done years ago by better people? Here's a list of things you can improve. Guitar playing is a start, and original riffage and catchier stuff, rather than stuff that sounds like it was taken from Anthrax or some old school death metal band recorded in Varg Vikernes' basement. At least band's like these that you hate actually have better careers set out for themselves and are a lot more cooler and down to earth rather than some dude that sits at home watching gay porn or in a kvlt band place or in his moms basement drinking beers all day and writing crusty mehtalzzz. tr00 bro. Real tr00. Seriously though, I can respect just about anyone but people like this that can't even allow someone to find something is just complete and utter scum.
And, Of course I understand how many of you old dudes that have no life and sit on RTTP all day to make fun of younger people who have done more in music than them for their lives want a response just to keep trolling. So, troll away and get on with your day. I won't be back on here. I knew it was a pathetic move to come on here in the first place but figured to try it out. And of course, I run into people with fail lives, and who act like they're about 5 years old.
post by Socrates at Dec 15,2012 3:47pm
Because metal has to revolve around doom metal, blast beats, and horrific vocal quality, with repetitive basic riffs for the rest of time. Metal shall never change in your eyes because your biased and like what you like. Stop trolling and find something better to do. YOU'RE one of the worst kinds of metal heads, the kind that is a biased shit and won't ever accept any other form of creativity. People like YOU are trash, as you depict above very clearly.
tlr. You don't need a band, what you need is one of those circle-jerk focus groups they have at Berklee, so you can sit around noodling with each other and showing all the other guitar dorks how impressed you are with yourself instead of writing worthwhile, memorable songs.
Here's an example of a band whose guitar player has no idea how to play a C minor aeolian scale, but somehow still managed to write a more memorable song using only about two chords than you did with ALL those 1000s of little notes.
Says someone's music is unoriginal. Plays flavor-of-the-week metal with a 9th grade science class solar system chart in the background. THIS SHIT IS COSMIC. SEE? YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE ORBITS, BRO! WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THE KUIPER BELT SON?!
post by Hugo Dong at Dec 15,2012 5:27pm
No one's pointed out that he's not actually all that good a guitar player. He knows 2 sweeps, big deal. It's like an even worse Formless.
post by Hugo Dong at Dec 15,2012 5:28pm
+ sits down to play guitar = faggot always. Fuck that guy.
post by Mike CantTakeit at Dec 15,2012 5:59pm
Whatever, jerkoff. Call me butthurt, like that's an insult. This isn't the fucking 1980's like when you retards grew up. Nowadays a hurt ass might just mean I'm gettin more than you are!
And musically, so far none of you can offer anything of worth, yet you're all judging me?!?! At least I can still learn, improve, get better, while you're all stuck home masturbating to porn and re-hashing riffs from the olden years.
On Eric Realm? HA! Gay name, stupid music. Did you think no one would notice that your entire first song is based around a 98 Degrees arrangement? Most people here don't follow that band, so you got away with it. But I am such a diverse and well learned musician that I figured it out right away.
Mike , my horror /black doom metal band INVERTICRUX needs a lead guitarist. I believe. your talent would add nicely to our soumd .
post by lawlurfail at Dec 15,2012 6:52pm
Mike CantTakeit is the shit. Keep being jeally y'all. While you're jerking off in your Mom's basement, he's gonna be actually doing something with his life!
post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Dec 15,2012 8:01pm
Dude's pretty good at that fweedle-fwee and jud, jud-jud-jud, jud jud jud jud jud, jud-jud-jud stuff.
It's not my cup of tea, chiefly because I don't like dicks up my ass.
That being said, there's plenty of people who do (we ARE in MA, after all).
post by I googled KEVORD and this came up... at Dec 15,2012 8:24pm
Dude's pretty good at that fweedle-fwee and jud, jud-jud-jud, jud jud jud jud jud, jud-jud-jud stuff.
It's not my cup of tea, chiefly because I don't like dicks up my ass.
That being said, there's plenty of people who do (we ARE in MA, after all).
holy fuck I just saw that video, honestly how do you expect to post bullshit like that online and not get shit for it? The music you are doing is played out as fuck, and it is nothing groundbreaking, and worth forgetting.
post by GEORGE ZIMMER at Dec 16,2012 2:33am
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MANY YEARS AGO, A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE PILFERED AN OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT FROM MY ILLUSTRIOUS STORE AND WRONGFULLY CLAIMED IT AS HIS OWN. INSULTED BY HIS DISHONESTY, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, AND VICIOUSLY SLAMMED HIM INTO PAVEMENT, RATTLING HIS BONES AND SEVERING HIS FORESKIN. THE LOOKS OF INNOCENCE, ABJECT TERROR, AND PURE SADNESS IN HIS EYES EMOTIONALLY AND CHEMICALLY UNITED AND FORMED AN APHRODISIAC WHICH EMANATED FROM HIS VERY SOUL. AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAID STREWN AROUND MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FEMALE GRIZZLY BEAR PROTECTING ITS YOUNG. THE BEWILDERED YET FRIGHTENED LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEAR-COVERED, DOWN'S SYNDROME-SHAPED FACE AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE HAS CAUSED AND WILL CONTINUE TO CAUSE ME UPROARIOUS, RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY DECADES TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE BEGAN TO WADDLE AWAY BUT ALAS, HIS EFFORTS WERE FUTILE. BEFORE HE COULD STUMBLE AWAY FROM MY GRASP, I CLOSED THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US WITH MY MASSIVE, MENACING MEMBER, AND HE SOON GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSSAL CUM CANNON AS IT SMASHED INTO HIS CRANIUM, WHICH WAS QUITE PUNY BY COMPARISON. THE FORCE OF MY CYCLOPEAN CUNT CLOBBERER SENT HIM HURTLING ACROSS THE ROOM, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CAUSED HIM TO SLAM HEADFIRST INTO A DISPLAY OF MY DELIGHTFULLY DAPPER SUITS. I VAULTED OVER TO HIM WITH THE HELP OF MY PULSATING PYTHON OF POON-POUNDING, AND THEN LIFTED HIM UP AND PINNED HIM AGAINST THE ORNATELY-DECORATED CEILING WITH THE HEAD OF MY CAREFULLY MANUEVERED CERVIX CRUSADER. AS I WATCHED ALL HOPE DISSAPPEAR FROM HIS GRIEF-STRICKEN FACE, I BESPATTERED HIM WITH A DELUGE OF MASTERFULLY SPREAD MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE AND CORRUPTING HIS SOUL. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP RUSHING FORTH FROM MY PULSATING, POWER-PACKED PLACENTA POKER QUICKLY FLOODED MY STORE AND RAISED THE EARTH'S SEA LEVEL BY APPROXIMATELY 10 PERCENT. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE GASPED FOR AIR AS THEY DROWNED IN LEGIONS OF MY STIFLINGLY SUBSTANTIAL SEED, AND MANY YEARS AFTER THIS INCIDENT, THE BODY OF THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE HAS NOT BEEN RECOVERED. I GUARANTEE IT.
The riffs I actually found interesting, that could go somewhere, only lasted 17 seconds.
The rest was wank-wank-noodle-noodle-0-1-4-0-1-4.
GL finding bandmates, tho.
shit band, delete. Technicality does not equal good. If you listen to the song, it sounds gay; the rhythm is elementary school playground music.
Not everyone who gives you opinion on your music is a troll. if it was good people would be telling you it was good and they want to hear more. this is not the case here.
shit band, delete. Technicality does not equal good. If you listen to the song, it sounds gay; the rhythm is elementary school playground music.
Not everyone who gives you opinion on your music is a troll. if it was good people would be telling you it was good and they want to hear more. this is not the case here.
I didn't necessarily dig the music, so I'm not defending it. But if you were playing those rhythms on the elementary school playgrounds then you really must not put much effort into the stuff you write now. Or you're spending waaaaaaaay too much time at elementary school playgrounds as an adult.
I didn't necessarily dig the music, so I'm not defending it. But if you were playing those rhythms on the elementary school playgrounds then you really must not put much effort into the stuff you write now. Or you're spending waaaaaaaay too much time at elementary school playgrounds as an adult.
I guess it was a metaphor for childish activity on guitar, nerf bow and arrow nli
I just watched a little of your twiddling nonsense videos and strained my eyes to find anything terrifying about you. Nope.
You don't like my music because you dont understand it. you don't undrstand it Because you can't play it. You can't play it is because you don't take care of your body - I take care of my body. It's obvious.
Done with you bullies. Speaking of elementary school, Arrow NLI (I assume you're ARILUSBM's alt?), that's what you all remind me of. Bullies. And jerks.
I really am done posting here now. I've got better things to do. One day I'll be opening for Veil of Maya and you guys will be here, picking on kids on a saturday night again.
because they're anagrams. do you think I'm a fucking idiot
shutup fagget
post by Arrow NLI at Dec 16,2012 5:54pm
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
WHAT?
post by MikeCantTakeit at Dec 16,2012 6:00pm
Lol. This is hilarious now guys. Someone is posting under my name and posing as me now. The last thing I truly said was tl;dr and the rest is from someone else. But very funny. This has actually become quite amusing now.
Lol. This is hilarious now guys. Someone is posting under my name and posing as me now. The last thing I truly said was tl;dr and the rest is from someone else. But very funny. This has actually become quite amusing now.
Are you backtracing because you realized my anagram name is missing a few letters?
I didn't read anything in this thread... but the dude reported me to my host for hosting child porn. So I removed his info. I really hope he never forms a band.
I didn't read anything in this thread... but the dude reported me to my host for hosting child porn. So I removed his info. I really hope he never forms a band.
I love how automatically if you don't like someone's music these days you are automatically a basement dwelling 30 something year old to these people....and if you aren't you can't just simply not like their music.
post by ugirlzr2funny at Dec 16,2012 8:59pm
Pretty sure the child porn accusation was made up by rev to get the cavalry riled up. oh u so slick girl. also sad...very sad.
This kid's ego is seeping through the videos. He even has his signature on the bottom of the video. Seriously dude? The music nothing but a hollow representation of what they're trying to acheive: a "hey! look at me and look at what I can do!!" and a classic example of complaining about not being able to find band members. Oh, I'm sorry, are you too good at your instrument that you can't find anyone else of equal skill? Try learning how to write original or memorable riffs.
Sadly, there is a niche for this style, and they're all a bunch of tools.
Pretty sure the child porn accusation was made up by rev to get the cavalry riled up. oh u so slick girl. also sad...very sad.
no, he actually did. I don't have the time to deal with bullshit like this in my life. I hope the dude never gets a band or whatever. I don't want to accidentally shoot him and then have him ask for royalties or go to my mom yelling about crap.
This kid's ego is seeping through the videos. He even has his signature on the bottom of the video. Seriously dude? The music nothing but a hollow representation of what they're trying to acheive: a "hey! look at me and look at what I can do!!" and a classic example of complaining about not being able to find band members. Oh, I'm sorry, are you too good at your instrument that you can't find anyone else of equal skill? Try learning how to write original or memorable riffs.
Sadly, there is a niche for this style, and they're all a bunch of tools.
And the song Demise-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=linkremovedforabuse
Videos taken down within 12 hours to keep from being ragged on by people whose negative opinions supposedly don't matter and only fuel your resolve to shred harder.
I've got better things to do on the weekend then sit around doing rttp shit. This site only makes work days go by faster. Where was it assumed I did all of this?
umadbro that you're probably in your late 30's and haven't learned anything else on the guitar besides riffage done years ago by better people? Here's a list of things you can improve. Guitar playing is a start, and original riffage and catchier stuff, rather than stuff that sounds like it was taken from Anthrax or some old school death metal band recorded in Varg Vikernes' basement. At least band's like these that you hate actually have better careers set out for themselves and are a lot more cooler and down to earth rather than some dude that sits at home watching gay porn or in a kvlt band place or in his moms basement drinking beers all day and writing crusty mehtalzzz. tr00 bro. Real tr00. Seriously though, I can respect just about anyone but people like this that can't even allow someone to find something is just complete and utter scum.
And, Of course I understand how many of you old dudes that have no life and sit on RTTP all day to make fun of younger people who have done more in music than them for their lives want a response just to keep trolling. So, troll away and get on with your day. I won't be back on here. I knew it was a pathetic move to come on here in the first place but figured to try it out. And of course, I run into people with fail lives, and who act like they're about 5 years old.
Also, late to the party, but LOL @ "prog/tech metal" and doesn't into theory. I guess prog just means "wank a bunch and play random shit, IN SPACE". Y'know, like King CrimsoOH, WAIT
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 3,2014 10:20am
but b) this guttersnipe has the audacity to try and name his shitty Meshuggah ripoff project Worldeater and not be a shitty Bolt Thrower ripoff project instead
Where do I sign this guy up to be killed by the police?
post by the facks at Dec 4,2014 9:38am
that pic of worldeater is officially the gayest band picture of recent years, although i do like the way the superimposed the stars over themselves to make it look like they have syphillis