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returntothepit >> discuss >> OFFICIAL Jek "Tono" Porkins Appreciation Thread by DestroyYouAlot on Jul 21,2012 9:37am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 21,2012 9:37am
From Wookiepedia: Jek Tono Porkins was a trader and pilot from Bestine IV who, along with the other Bestines, was forced to abandon his homeworld when the Galactic Empire chose it as the site of a new military base. Seeking the opportunity to strike back at the Empire, Porkins joined the Alliance to Restore the Republic and was assigned to Tierfon Rebel Base for pilot training with the Tierfon Yellow Aces. His skill at low-altitude strafing runs and his rotund physique earned him the nicknames "Belly Runner" and "Piggy." After the completion of the Empire's Death Star, the Yellow Aces were taken to fully active status and transferred to fill gaps in pilot rosters at other Rebel bases. When Porkins's good friend Wes Janson was taken ill with a case of Hesken Fever, Porkins was given his friend's assignment instead and transferred to Red Squadron, operating out of the Great Temple on Yavin 4.
Porkins soon took part in his first missions with Red Squadron, working with Biggs Darklighter, Wedge Antilles, and Cesi Eirriss to help retrieve a number of astromech droids from the smuggler Nera Dantels on Commenor. The group returned to Yavin 4 just before the arrival of the Death Star in the Yavin system, on a mission to destroy the Rebel base. Porkins flew as Red Six during the Battle of Yavin, his skills at strafing aiding the Rebels early in the battle. However, when his T-65 X-wing starfighter was struck by debris, leaving him with several mechanical and computer malfunctions, Porkins was hit by enemy turbolaser fire and killed.













toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 21,2012 9:53am
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BEEN ON A STAR WARS KICK.


UH OH



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 21,2012 10:00am
The stars must be aligned, I just completed my star wars rifftrax collection last night. Should be good viewing during the long winter we'll be having. Winter is coming.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 21,2012 10:02am
A long time ago news.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 21,2012 10:07am






toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 21,2012 10:27am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
A long time ago news.


HA



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 21,2012 10:28am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]



nds moar Ross on jet ski



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