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metal band seeks manager/promoter. (Nashua NH.)

Date: 2011-12-31, 2:52PM EST
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Hello and thanks for the interest. i will try to keep this brief. I currently reside in three bands at this time. all three are in need of heavy promotion. i am not paying cash to have this done. i will be paying in international award winning tattoo ink. i am a professional tattooist/illustrator of 18 years. i run a very successful tattoo shop in downtown Nashua Nh called the TaTToomB. . for every public acknowledgement of the bands material, you will receive 50 to 100 dollars in tattooing. let me break this down. if we receive a good review from a respected source, and it is due to your efforts towards the bands publicity, you will receive one half hour in my chair. a 50.00 dollar value. you would earn this by mailing our c.d.'s out and doing online promotions for us. reviews will add up quickly and you will have a lot of tattoo time acquired. interviews with the band will pay more. label interest will pay you more. mainly we seek a good promoter. visit www.thetattoomb.com for samples of my work. this is a barter/trade service. between me and you. the rest of the band owes nothing. if you are looking for top quality safe and sterile tattoo work, you cant do better then this. e-mail if interested. my efforts will meet yours. thanks.

Location: Nashua NH.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

hahahaha holy shit Notshaver, that just made my night.

pulling in late to the gate for funniest post of 2011.

The sweet smell of desperation.

I'll do it

JUST LIKE YO ARTWORK, YO MUSIC SUX DIXS TOO, BIATCH!

Now, if your barter currency were interracial cuckoldry in place of mediocre tattoos, you might be onto a plausible business model

LOL

I know this guy, not well, his name is Raynard Stevens (spelling?). He's a total fucking asshole. I got a tattoo from his shop maybe 5-6 years ago, and have actually gotten it laser removed because of how shitty he had treated me. He is a complete egotistical asshole. His tattoos are totally mediocore, if that.

Did he tattoo a basketball on you?

Why do all of these tattoos look like scenes out of Scooby Doo?

http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/06/when-...s-fuck-tattoo-artist/#disqus_thread

slow news day eh?

Commented.

Hahaha

beautiful thread

How does he reside in 3 bands? Does he live up the drummer's butthole or something?

shit post, james. mind the fuck.

Actually his "artwork" is pretty mediocre.

Genuinely underwhelming.

Awesome sauce.

its actually getting me a lot of offers. thanks for the added push in promotion.

yeah right!!! you better move back to new jersey 'cuse you are all done up here fella!!!

Proud Aryan niggerpissdrinker. It's funny because it's true... Der shisse keiser

oh your life must suck so much for you to have to hate me the way you do. your hate is like a tastey treat for me to devour. you dont get it do you? you would lead a much less stressful life if you didn't frustrate yourself over things you cant change. ever since i came to this shitty web site my business has picked up more and the band is getting much more well deserved press. good and bad. but you know what they say, all press is good press.
you would do yourself a great favor by just accepting the filth and degenerate music we offer the world. you would lead a much happier life.
for me, it doesn't matter either way.

no, it's not.

ah, yes it is.

"DESTROY ME NOT AT ALL" what the fuck is that?

Yao Ming bitches

OK real quick I've been holding back because other members of your band are my friends and good dudes, but you are a MORON and your band is garbage.

oh no! we suck because "BLESSED AWFUL" says we do! me go cry now.

Blessed offal is thebest death metal band in America Ben actually. Ill help you promote dude. Your tat work is excellent to me. Pee on the haters

Anyone who doesn't like Blessed Offa is deaf and retarde

Ross post the whiny private message Raynard sent you asking you to play nice and to stop talking shit about him.

oh please we gotta see that!!

wat

I still don't believe ben is real.

it is him. he told me when he was tattoing my sister. she totally regrets getting tattooed by this fool now.

Idk.. The whole point of most of hits posts can be refuted by how hot Asian women are.

sorry dude, it didnt end with the tattoo. she tips real well. fuck you to hell. if i tattooed your sister she is as pleased as the rest of the girls that leave here. period.

So you get sidepieces while your wife cuckolds you by way of Africa? Not a bad deal, really.

god how blessed awfully stupid do you have to be? you just told me you are friendly with my band members , yet my band sucks. are you aware of how ignorant you sound by making such a preposterously stupid ass statement? probably not, after all you are pretty blessed awful.

Is this retard for real? Am I seriously seeing someone try to argue that being friends with people in a band means you automatically like their music? Really?

him think no gud

Ritual ov McDoubles.

no,he means he's friends with the 2 guys that left your stupid band!!! not everyone knows they left because you keep their names up on your facebook page as active mmbers. whose the ignorant moron now?? using real musicians names to still promote your garbage. just set foot in allston anytime soon and "blessed awful" will make your face look awful! more awful than it already is! i feel bad for the other unfortunate people in your band who haven't seen the light yet.

CUZ WHEN YOUR IN ALLSTON, YOU BEST WATCH YOUR BAAAAAAACK!!

^ tee hee

hahahaha!! ADK=ALLSTON DETH KREW!!!!

5 BLOCKS TO THE MODEL

yup, your band sucks, but terry and erik are both good dudes. did I stutter?

also, I dont need anons threatening people on the internet for me. I dont live near allston nor am I there often.

Ill fight. Who wants to fight?

understood.

oh man i would love the importunity to meet with your faggot face. you know you would be looking up at me from the ground in about a minute. hey man , i am down there once a week. keep your eye out , because i'm gonna bust it out. what kind of faggot ass pussy poser could not see how killer my band is? oh i know, YOU!!! your still talking shit about the members who left by saying the music sucks, you asswipe. they are on the c.d. coming out soon. they did all the live shows. dont think they would appreciate that. blessed awful is some generic heard it a hundred times before bullshit. wake me up when its done, so i can show you somethings about making real METAL.

oh but they are sucky musicians? how the fuck do you justify that statement ass wipe? your still insulting them, not me.

Quit being a nigger faggot, you faggot nigger.

Lol^

Thee kvkold ov 1000 niggarz

Im so a-scared. Theyre great musicians. You wanna turn this into threats than go ahead Im not hard to find. Im gonna go watch Dr Who.

whoa dont reveal yourself so quickly, do you want every one to know what a science fiction geek you are ross? look jackass you are the one that had to get your worthless two cents in. what an idiot. i dont even know you?! you are a fine example of how pathetic so many local metal musicians are. i could never imagine myself shit talking another fellow Metal band, good or bad. its about allegiance. but you wouldnt understand. thats why the N.E. Metal scene barely exists. to many shit talkers like you. something about European Metal bands and elsewhere, they pull together. now dont get me wrong. we have plenty of local support, but still, just knowing that little back stabber posers like you exist in the scene, it discouraging. you just make us all look bad. now you can do alot to redeem your self by apologizing for your immature behavior and get back up to the ranks of Metal musicians that we as INVERTICRUX have enjoyed since the beginning. in fact i extend the welcome to all you shit bags to bow before us. prostrated in fear and respect. thats a good start.

Sick reapers, khed.

thanks, but some here consider that mediocre work. they mustn't get out much. pick up a tattoo magazine people. when you see me within the pages, remember to say HI!

There is no way this dude is real. Only real is real

PLEASE tell me you'll be at the Eerie show tonight.

I'll bring the M4A1 Supressed and sit in the parking lot across the street.

I'll eat Royal Fried Chicken out of Wren's hair.

THEY CLOSED ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AGO, BRO.

so... yes, no? I need to know whether I should bother making the drive or not.

wtf, I need fried chikinz

lol @ the appeal to "European bands and elsewhere," like these guys are an international concern.

Well, he had a netherlands website review posted that says that "they're so bad, it's good" so hey! Things are looking up!

Mystic Forest has an international following.

So does Daler Mehndi.

I'm sure Raynard will fix that.

There's a Royal Fried Chicken in Worcester for Duck Duck Gooser's.

Let's take a field trip to tattoomb, ross.

pics or didnt happen

NIGGA YOU DEAD

Let's dance. Loser gets a sick reaper chestpiece.

Phill – "Your art, is it somehow part of your personality?"

Raynard – "It can be. Much of it deals with a struggle with my twisted sexual appetite. My sex drive is ravenous and it knows no limits of depravity. Though most of my actual sex life has been fairly normal. The deeper desires can never be met. Not in this world. So until I get to live my after life as a sex fiending demon, I will have to resort to sexual release through lurid art work, and socially acceptable sexual situations. Other than that, the demons I draw maybe sometimes be the way I see myself. But that’s it."

http://graveconcernsezine.com/interviews/e...-of-the-artist-raynard-stevens.html

ITT: hellraiser

you fucking hopeless idiot!!! i didnt write the music , i sang to it! they are the band! you are making fun of the music they made!!!! you wanna make fun of me , then go off about how terrible my vocals are. it wont effect me. i know to many good music lovers and makers that enjoy my efforts. are you really that dense?! damn

ross said
"OK real quick I've been holding back because other members of your band are my friends and good dudes, but you are a MORON and your band is garbage(yet they were my band, i just sang.?)." remember the words you typed here. i am gonna remember them well. you want to start shit and then threaten me when i retaliate? thats pure ghetto mentality. with me you could have had a great friend and ally, instead you now have one twisted demented life long enemy. i make just as good an enemy as i do a friend.
you know where i am, love to meet you on my turf.

haha dude he just told me hes got a beretta and hes ready to use it LOL

read above heading, we would love to have your company.

Haha "we" from the guy accusing blessed rossal of ghetto mentality.

bennyhillifier

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yeah, I aint afraid of guns. 99% of the people who own pistols and claim that they will use them are just gun show offs. Ive been shot at plenty of times, its nothin to me.

FUCK YES!