I just booted it up and all the icons are like twice the size they normally are and anything I open - like Firefox - has that big, chunky Windows 95 vibe to it. It sucks. Virus maybe? How do I switch it back so it doesn't look like bullshit?

Prison blacks.

In my computer???

delete your system 32 folder

and then do a barrell roll

Fuckers

it sounds like either you are in Safe mode or your resolution got turned wayyy down.

Seconded.

is your PC in safe mode?

Makes the most sense.

Hey mang, I am eenside your computer macheen!!!

control panel display settings move the bar from the left to the right.

did you try yelling at it?

i made savage accusations against it, adjusted the resolution and fapped victorious while listening to "street lethal." i now feel a unique sense of shame

you need a cat to upgrade ur RAMs

user error

That same thing happened to me a while back...I think I know the problem: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Delete all the registry keys in windows registry.

pull your CMOS battery and do a ritual