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returntothepit >> discuss >> confusing bike pirates UNAPPRECIATION by slartisian coordinates on Apr 22,2010 1:54pm
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toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at Apr 22,2010 1:54pm
so weird story bro...
i had my bike locked up outside the model last night, and when i go to get it, i notice that the fucking cranks have been removed!!!
now for the un-cycle-initiated, removing a crankset requires special tools and some know-how, clearly this guy knew a few things about bikes...
heres the confounding part, there are components on my bike that are worth way more money (vintage cinelli bars+ stem) and/or are way easier to remove (quick release front wheel), i guess this guy just really liked those cranks, tho i suppose the pedals are worth something too. in summation if anyone sees someone riding around on a bike with a blue chainring and blue pedals, beat him soundly about the head. /rant.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 22,2010 1:58pm



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Apr 22,2010 1:58pm
I'll be sure to stomp on your drum set later.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 22,2010 2:16pm
well that's why he took them, the blue chainring and blue pedals...probably because he has blue shoes...and maybe a blue hat or a nice blue studded belt...



toggletoggle post by s.axl.beckett at Apr 22,2010 5:52pm
how the hell did you get home?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 22,2010 5:53pm
BRUMM BRUMMMBRMBRUMBRUMBRMBRMMMMMMMBRMRRRRRM



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Apr 22,2010 7:32pm
removing a crank can be done with basic tools. i replaced my own bikes crank with a slick 3 piece crank when i was 12 or so. it wasnt that hard.



toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at Apr 22,2010 7:38pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
removing a crank can be done with basic tools. i replaced my own bikes crank with a slick 3 piece crank when i was 12 or so. it wasnt that hard.


yea but youre talking about bmx, the type i had is pressed on and needs to be removed with a special puller



toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at Apr 22,2010 7:39pm
s.axl.beckett said[orig][quote]
how the hell did you get home?


luckily i was in the company of a lovely lady who gave me a ride



toggletoggle post by mike_network   at Apr 22,2010 7:53pm
how is the model? if i go there, will i easily find a bedpartner for the night? also, sorry about your crank



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 23,2010 7:23am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
well that's why he took them, the blue chainring and blue pedals...probably because he has blue shoes...and maybe a blue hat or a nice blue studded belt...


IT WAS BLUE!!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 23,2010 8:01am
Shit.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Apr 23,2010 9:53am
"A lovely lady".....ha haaaa!

sucky bike story bro



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 23,2010 9:56am
^ lulz



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Apr 23,2010 12:06pm
slartisian%20coordinates said[orig][quote]
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
removing a crank can be done with basic tools. i replaced my own bikes crank with a slick 3 piece crank when i was 12 or so. it wasnt that hard.


yea but youre talking about bmx, the type i had is pressed on and needs to be removed with a special puller



ahhh... that i did not know. it sucks just as bad regardless



toggletoggle post by T.J. Lavin at Apr 23,2010 1:40pm
Ride a Huffy Sigma or GTFO you dumb faggot.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Apr 23,2010 5:17pm
only mexicans on Next bikes in super high gears are real



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