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So do you guys find that as you get older, your feet get more smelly and you fart more? Also, I'm starting to notice that the peach fuzz on my back is getting darker with some longer hairs.
It's like I'm turning into a werewolf. |
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It's like I'm turning into a Bobby. |
im aging faster than i should be, thats for sure. |
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I have always been a flatulent man but as I waddle into my golden years I've noticed alot of things that horrify me.
My expanding gut
My ear, nose & back hair
The bags under my eyes
The creaks and pops in my joints |
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The creaks and pops in my joints |
the plethora of pinched nerves in my back.
Loss of the feeling of invincibility.
and my first hemorrhoid.
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My feet are fine, but the farts definitely are increasing in both frequency and ferocity. Right now my left elbow fucking hurts like a cawksuckah and started cracking and popping. Bye bye heavy bench for awhile. My chest routine was so light today that I was afeared that I may start finding men attractive. |
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so good.
I hate to say it but, the prep H wipes are about the coolest thing in the world... (when you have a hemorrhoid that is.) |
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I have always been a flatulent man but as I waddle into my golden years I've noticed alot of things that horrify me.
My expanding gut
My ear, nose & back hair
The bags under my eyes
The creaks and pops in my joints |
with the exeption of the hair, ive been noticing these things since i hit about 19 |
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pinched nerves, creaks and pops, and the worst thing - managing to get out of bed on a work day |
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also, gross thread is gross. |
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Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
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| also, gross thread is gross. |
And how. It's actually pretty gross being me. |
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| also, gross thread is gross. |
And how. It's actually pretty gross being me. |
you should see my feet. |
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I'm certainly glad I'm not my office chair today... wow... It smells like I'm pouring diarrhea on to it. |
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You wanna talk about farts, the other day before band practice I had half a raw onion dipped in garlic hummus for lunch. |
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another thing about getting old, motorhead sounds better |
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The older you get the more you can lie about bands you never saw.</pattonoswalt> |
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I've had gray hairs for a couple years now. |
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| another thing about getting old, motorhead sounds better |
Hahahahaha, this is truth. Think I might crank some before practice tonight. |
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So do you guys find that as you get older, your feet get more smelly and you fart more? Also, I'm starting to notice that the peach fuzz on my back is getting darker with some longer hairs.
It's like I'm turning into a werewolf. |
That's nature's way of telling young women to not waste their time with an older, less reproductive male. Good thing you already have a kid.
No offense. It'll happen to me soon enough. Already starting. |
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| You wanna talk about farts, the other day before band practice I had half a raw onion dipped in garlic hummus for lunch. |
OH
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I got into the car and they asked if I had like six hot dogs for lunch. IF ONLY, BRAH. |
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So do you guys find that as you get older, your feet get more smelly and you fart more? Also, I'm starting to notice that the peach fuzz on my back is getting darker with some longer hairs.
It's like I'm turning into a werewolf. |
That's nature's way of telling young women to not waste their time with an older, less reproductive male. Good thing you already have a kid.
No offense. It'll happen to me soon enough. Already starting. |
the truth hurts. |
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It's just your man sweater coming in. Wear it proud. |
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the_reverend? More like father_time! |
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I get nose hair that could double as a high B string if long enough
I am also getting gray hair, alot of gray hair, and it's thinned a little, Not balding, just thinning
of course, i'm fat, not any fatter then before but losing weight just doesn't happen the way it used to.
My sex drive hasn't changed at all, even after getting a vasectomy. In fact, it seems to have increased. My wife on the other hand.....
fucking hemmeroids |
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a few years ago, i had no back hair and now it looks like i'm wearing a friggin cape! |
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"oh Barbara, what do you guys do? Beat em off with a stick" |
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| Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
yes, and it helped, but not noticeably better than the oral ibuprofen. |
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| Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
yes, and it helped, but not noticeably better than the oral ibuprofen. |
Yeah, the benefit of topical Ibuprofen is that it works faster and doesn't muck up your liver - I know my liver deserves a rest whenever possible. But the topical does wear off quicker and doesn't come in a "PM" variety. Now that I have to take a break from smoking, I have to take 2 Advil PMs to even have a shot at sleeping. |
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| Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
yes, and it helped, but not noticeably better than the oral ibuprofen. |
Yeah, the benefit of topical Ibuprofen is that it works faster and doesn't muck up your liver - I know my liver deserves a rest whenever possible. But the topical does wear off quicker and doesn't come in a "PM" variety. Now that I have to take a break from smoking, I have to take 2 Advil PMs to even have a shot at sleeping. |
What have you been doing to quit smoking? Cold turkey? Gum? Patch? I've been trying to quit for about a year now, and keep failing. I hate it, any advice you can give? |
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Hey you sonuvabitch-I've never had hemorroihds.
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| Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
yes, and it helped, but not noticeably better than the oral ibuprofen. |
Yeah, the benefit of topical Ibuprofen is that it works faster and doesn't muck up your liver - I know my liver deserves a rest whenever possible. But the topical does wear off quicker and doesn't come in a "PM" variety. Now that I have to take a break from smoking, I have to take 2 Advil PMs to even have a shot at sleeping. |
What have you been doing to quit smoking? Cold turkey? Gum? Patch? I've been trying to quit for about a year now, and keep failing. I hate it, any advice you can give? |
smoking weed. |
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| Hmmm, I'll have to try the Prep H wipes. Ever tried topical Ibuprofen for joint/muscle pain? SciFit makes something called SPR Joint Balm that works sweet. |
yes, and it helped, but not noticeably better than the oral ibuprofen. |
Yeah, the benefit of topical Ibuprofen is that it works faster and doesn't muck up your liver - I know my liver deserves a rest whenever possible. But the topical does wear off quicker and doesn't come in a "PM" variety. Now that I have to take a break from smoking, I have to take 2 Advil PMs to even have a shot at sleeping. |
What have you been doing to quit smoking? Cold turkey? Gum? Patch? I've been trying to quit for about a year now, and keep failing. I hate it, any advice you can give? |
No, I didn't mean cigarettes, I have to give the herbals a break - in anticipation of a possible piss test.
However, I did quit cigs about three years ago (though I have been sneaking one here and there as stress level builds). I used those crappy inhalers for a couple of weeks and then just cold turkey from there. You just need to have that talk with yourself everytime you want one - its not easy. |
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yes, mom's are sexy. all that extra skin. |
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Thread title is very deceiving by the way. |
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| Thread title is very deceiving by the way. |
point |
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Sorry panzer I'm a big fail in itself.
Moms are hott. |
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wow, you guys aren't aging gracefully. i'm 29 and have no greys, no sign of thinning, no back hair, no real problems at all aside from my lower back aching almost constantly. before it was just from strain, but now it hurts all the time no matter what i do. i will agree with the farting, i fart with much more frequency and ferocity than before. |
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I farted while reading this thread. |
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Ever fart and accidentally let a spud hop out, but then quickly catch it before it reaches linen? I haven't, but would be damn near fracking hilarious too see someone complete said scenario. |
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NOt a single fucking tit in this thread! FAIL! |
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Type in YouTube. "boobies, kitties" |
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| wow, you guys aren't aging gracefully. i'm 29 and have no greys, no sign of thinning, no back hair, no real problems at all aside from my lower back aching almost constantly. before it was just from strain, but now it hurts all the time no matter what i do. i will agree with the farting, i fart with much more frequency and ferocity than before. |
listen asshole, i'm only 28, and only started noticing aging recently. You're going down, and the more you drink like you have been, the sooner, and harder you're going to go.
BEOTCH! (pwnd) |
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29 year old yeti
actual footage from yeti's 30th birthday
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Mark this down in your calendars, Aaron finally made a funny post. |
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| wow, you guys aren't aging gracefully. i'm 29 and have no greys, no sign of thinning, no back hair, no real problems at all aside from my lower back aching almost constantly. before it was just from strain, but now it hurts all the time no matter what i do. i will agree with the farting, i fart with much more frequency and ferocity than before. |
listen asshole, i'm only 28, and only started noticing aging recently. You're going down, and the more you drink like you have been, the sooner, and harder you're going to go.
BEOTCH! (pwnd) |
us Yeti-folk are a hearty breed. we are steadfast in our adaptability. just look at my brethren on Kashyyyk and Hoth. Wookies are highly sought after by the Empire. |
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their reason for being there is inconsequential. the Empire recognize how valuable they are. |
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the older I get, the more moments I have where I sit down and air puffs out of my clothing and I think "what is that horrible smell". |
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with that, you could have analsex litterally ANYWHERE! |
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the youngest member of intheshit has the most grey hair and largest receding hairline out of the band |
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I dont recover from hangovers very well.
I find myself wanting/needing naps by like 3pm almost daily (probably from partying/lack of sleep)
I never feel like I'm done peeing even when nothing is coming out anymore...
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I will be 37 this year, but getting older never bothered me like it does most people. Who gives a fuck really. I have some grey hairs popping up but I don't give a fuck. |
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I find myself wanting/needing naps by like 3pm almost daily (probably from partying/lack of sleep)
I never feel like I'm done peeing even when nothing is coming out anymore...
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the 3pm crash is worldwide. i'm the only one that hasn't passed out by 3pm at work yet. it's why most of the world has something called a 'siesta' which strangely enough there's no word in english for.
as for the second part, see a penis doctor. |
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doing coke every day for 2 solid years did NOT help my health, weird huh? |
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| doing coke every day for 2 solid years did NOT help my health, weird huh? |
How is this possible!? |
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| yes, mom's are sexy. all that extra skin. |
Better than your rank ass/feet. |
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| doing coke every day for 2 solid years did NOT help my health, weird huh? |
How is this possible!? |
i exaggerarated
but, from march 2006 to august 2006, thee is ONE week where I didnt' use that shit. Before that it was every weekend and scattered throughout most weekdays. I kept it very well hidden, just the band guys knew, they were doing it too. Not the proudest moment of my life, but, what can ua do. Move on and stay clean |
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| yes, mom's are sexy. all that extra skin. |
Better than your rank ass/feet. |
vaginal area becomes vagina-ish area... i think it used to be right around here. hm.. maybe not. |
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| yes, mom's are sexy. all that extra skin. |
Better than your rank ass/feet. |
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LOL! my wifes vag changed it's angle. Like, before we could doggy alll night long, now I smash into her cervix. |
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when i stopped shaving my face, i stopped trimming everything (exxcept armpits) and now when it's a little cold, i try to just whip the dick out to pee, but there a forest tangled around the head. so i either have to tug hard and hide winching in pain or fiddle with it to get it out. this must be how mark fucking richards has felt every day since 13. |
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why do i not have you blocked? |
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| why do i not have you blocked? |
This is an adult thread for adult problems son! |
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my big toe on my left foot hurts almost constanty. i think it is "turf toe" from working out. it's sort of like a cramp. |
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| my big toe on my left foot hurts almost constanty. i think it is "turf toe" from working out. it's sort of like a cramp. |
TRENCH FOOT!!!! |
 
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