Because she is an anorexic druggie whore and doesn't care about anything except for herself.

She decided without letting anyone know that she isn't going to renew the lease for the apartment and move in to my grandmother's house, so we're all out.


Fuck Whores.
Fuck Druggies.
Fuck Rich Horror for getting her hooked on meth.

Give me her phone number. She sounds like a classy dame.

beat her up

dood since you and your moms are breaking up, think i can i ask her out on a date.

you know bring some meth fuck her in a really uncomfortable place.

What like the back of a volkswagen?

and the circle is now complete young skywalker, it is your destiny.

damn, that sucks man ...i know what its like to have someone like that in ur family

W3 nli said:

Back up off my Kool-Aid, motherfucker.

dude, you'll be happier this way. Believe me.

RichHorror said:

hey hey hey i saw this sunny d and decided id like to take a drink, sure it aint grape drink but maaaaaaaan ieverybody drink up

Get a place with some friends - You will have a dramatic increase in the quality of your life.

Cowmaximus: I would fuck his mom, totally
Cowmaximus: And Ihave no idea what she looks like

she looks like him with bigger tits.

It's trickier then that. I go to school full time, and I lose my scholarship if I go out of state.

Being able to drive would be a plus, but I need to get the okay from my doctor before I can get my liscense since I fucked up my foot, and that includes surgery which I can't pay for and would haveto leave school anyways. I wouldn't be able to afford a car anyways.

I'm just going to do the moral thing and sell drugs.

before all the coke, my mom was a total milf and I'll be the first to say it.

i know someone who would buy said drugs from you.....youre not a cop are you cause if youre a cop you gotta tell me.

what type of drugs are you selling.

nah I'm not a cop.


Every buisiness, including drugdealing has an innitial investment that i haven't made yet, so until said investment, all I have are 3 penacilin and like 3 tylenol cold and cough pills.

penacilin will fuck you up nigga.

fuckin shit man...that crypt keeper needs to be offed.

No point, the dumb whore doesn't even have life insurence to pay me back for hiring a hitman.

and it's not like you can steal any of her organs in her sleep to sell on the black market, since she's completely hollowed out.

oh and i got your hitman. it's a white toyota corolla. i just took it to the carwash yesterday though, so if you hook it up with $4 in quarters afterwards, we're fucking set.

you know mark with all this free time on the interwebs talking to your boyfriend you figure you might be able to get some drawings done Ha

haha, don't worry sean. i have special time set aside for you and your "drawings" or whatever you want to call them these days. i also am master of multi-tasking.

lies.

deceit.

im gonna shit in your meatball sub.

should've thought about the long run before you went out buying all that fancy gear there ey?

now get your ass to the hospital, get a script, and talk to me

i have no meatball sub for you to shit in sean. unless you're buying me a meatball sub JUST so you can shit in it.

Does she get good coke?

its the coke-iest

why are you still at home
?
get your own place. get a job and you'll be fine. what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
i know people who were in shittier positions and turned out great.

Nic, just take a page out of the WE WERE WARRIORS playbook.

I'm sure that'll turn things around.

mOe @ work said:

Way to support a stereotype. Bravo! Black History Month and you're talking shit like this. Way to uplift the race. You should change your name to tOm. You disgust me you self-loathing Black.

"It’s just like when you’ve got some coffee that’s too black, which means it’s too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won’t even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep." - Malcolm X

what the fuck are you talking about you fucking dumbass
i'm just trying to offer support, just because something i've gone/am going through is a "sterotype" should i just disavow it's existence to help "the race?"
shut up

BOSTON.CRAIGSLIST.ORG

find a place near school. buy a bike. meet a fat woman that makes $90,000 a year to pay for your surgery and school. All on one website.

horror_tang said:

Malcolm X was so smart.

Niccolai said:

mOe @ work said:

You should do everything in your power to play down the stereotypes that have been hurting the Black race. Keep it to yourself. While you think you might be offering support for an individual, you are supporting a belief that most people believe to be true.

So, you want me to shut up?! Well, shut me up you fucking Bryant Gumbel motherfucker.

Wayne Brady on the drums ladies and gentlemen.

wow, i didnt see this thread ending up like this, in my mind.

I know, the image of Wayne Brady playing drums is stuck in your brain now.

why don't ya mind yo bidniss you cracka ass cracka. moe's my bro. step up nigga n get knocked da fuck out!

horror_tang said:

dude... that was the most retarded, out of no where post ever. did you even think it was a smart idea to post that bullshit in this thread? way to further the stereotype that white guys that like metal hate "niggers". i bet you drive a 4x4 and have a confederate flag on the antennae. got a gun rack in the back window and a pair of truck balls on the hitch. just fucking quit posting on here if you're going to turn someone else's thread into something about yourself.

there are a ton of people that have family members that just plain old fucking suck and are selfish assholes. i dont see how that is a "black stereotype". drink some drano.

Horror tang when did you leave the kids of widney high ?
See picture in horror tang's profile.

Please explain that reference, because I like laughing at horror_tang.

horror_tang said:


you're a fuckin idiot

And thus concludes another edition of 'Point/Counterpoint'. Thank you and good night.

i want my money back

wow this thread turned out to be fucking AWESOME!

thegreatspaldino said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where in my post did I say white guys that like metal hate "niggers." You are the one making that inference. The point of my post is that mOe is the love child of Bryant Gumbel and Wayne Brady and I do not like him. Leave my 4x4, confederate flag and truck balls out of this.

mOe said:

Nice counterpoint.

That sucks dude. My dad kicked me out once because I bought a laptop without his permission. With my own money. When I was 19. Sucked.

I love when people get mad at Jeff's posts. Hilarious.

Whenever I see this thread title, I think of a Myspace or Vampire Freaks blog haha

pam said:

Its cuz you looked at too much granny porn...

Fuckin kids these days

RichHorror said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coN2nBogQJM

anonymous said:

What can I say...that shit is hot.

Kevord said:

ohhhh snap.