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New site? Maybe some day.
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Yesterday I took the most painful shit, I thought I was giving birth (and yes ladies, us men do understand what it's like to give birth).
I think there was broken glass in my poo, when I was done I glanced down and there was only 4 small meatball like poops.
Being the ass masters, I wondered if this has happened to you guys before? |
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meatballs? in your poops?
all I can is: CHEW FIRST. |
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Were you drinking the night before? That usually happens to me when I drink alot the night before. Especially if its red wine! Holy shit dude! Its like trying to shit a splintered log! When its halfway out youre like "NO I CANT DO IT ANYMORE" but you know you have no choice but to follow through with it. You start breaking a sweat and bracing yourself on anything you can hold on to. Yea dude i know how you feel.... |
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Joe,
At this exact moment, my anus feels as if there is a great fire burning within. My asshole just declared a "shock and awe" style of warfare on my nerve endings. Joe, there were no meatballs involved. Only a crude oil like substance reminiscent of the Exxon-Valdez. Take it in stride, and don't soap up the wrinkled penny anytime soon, the burn will be unbearable.
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Thank you for the advice oh wise seer of the anus. |
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ya hoser is the real expert, Im just an apprentice. |
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