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returntothepit >> discuss >> Dave Maggot Departs COMPOSTED; Vocalist (or guitarist) Needed! by MarkFuckingRichards on Mar 24,2010 10:53am
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 10:53am
It is a great displeasure to announce that Dave Maggot has exited Composted. Dave's last hurrah with the band will be our upcoming promo, "Turning Tricks On Sesame St." due for release this spring. It sucks to see him leave, but we're still best bros fortunately and the band will continue. There is a possibility that I will move to vocals from guitar, should we find another guitarist sooner than a vocalist. Here's the criteria:

VOCALISTS:
-Must have transportation
-Must be able to contribute financially to the band (rent, merchandise, CD pressing)
-Must have a flexible schedule since ours is never the same every week
-Must be at least 18 years of age, preferably 21+
-Must enjoy making a complete ass out of yourself

GUITARISTS:
-Must have working gear
-Everything else is the same as vocalist criteria

We practice in South Boston at least once a week, typically on Wednesdays.

If you'd like to try out for either position, message us at http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal , or email mrichardsart AT gmail DOT com.
Informational and Related Links
Bands:

Composted



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 24,2010 10:57am
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 24,2010 10:58am
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 10:59am
Nøòóòôõö. That sucks

Is rent ok this month or need some help?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 11:00am
damn aril is so distraught he has to use alt code.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Mar 24,2010 11:00am
Fuckin' A. That blows.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 11:02am
this better be a poorly timed april fools joke



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 11:03am
I wish it was Tom, but it ain't.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 11:03am
i don't think so tom. mark made a FB post about it and its garnering more attention then when dj pauly d made his fan page.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 11:06am
If it's on Facebook, it's real.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 11:08am
its FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 11:08am
It IS a shame to see him go... but the possability of MFR on vocals gives me major wood. I know you guys will use this as a catalyst for improvement.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 11:11am
CODSO wants in!



toggletoggle post by BSV at Mar 24,2010 11:14am
fuck man, fucking sucks. hope someone steps it up!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 24,2010 11:16am
dislike.

why not play guitar AND do vocals?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 11:17am
who would hump the gigantic stuffed frog?

hands free vocals are a must



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 11:19am
just get some angry homeless guy to do vocals and pay him with sammiches



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 24,2010 11:20am
I'll do vokills.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 11:21am
This band is a FRINGE slam band though.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 11:23am
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
who would hump the gigantic stuffed frog?

hands free vocals are a must



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Mar 24,2010 11:59am
I love making a complete ass of myself! :-D Maybe I should try... haha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 24,2010 12:04pm
wren, do it or you're a pussy!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 12:06pm
Wren doing death metal vocals for some reason just seems hilarious.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 24,2010 12:15pm
Get Danny Devito in the Troll Toll costume.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 24,2010 12:34pm
wow this band sucks



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 24,2010 12:34pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
I'll do vokills.






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this legit made me LOL.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 24,2010 12:41pm
Is Dave working on his modeling career? Cut the shit Dave. Get drunk and make some slams for my amusement.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 24,2010 12:47pm
I'll play guitar for the summer if nothing else works out of you black people.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 12:48pm
i don't know why, but the use of the word "legit" in that context bothers me. I use slang all the time, but for some reason it bothers me. I guess i would prefer to hear "legitimately".



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 24,2010 12:50pm
GTFO of here with your adverbs. This is a grammatically incorrect zone.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 12:51pm
fu



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 24,2010 12:52pm
Ants.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 12:53pm
fuck ants



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 24,2010 12:55pm
Ohhhh we're gonna get ants.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 12:55pm
what the gay is this news? this upsets me greatly



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 12:56pm
whatever. Mark is the best vocalist in the united states. He'll get it done.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 12:57pm
but........but I <3 Dave



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2010 12:58pm
composted is dead to me without dave. it's like sexcrement with out mfr or any band that plays shows without blue or any band that never plays shows with out mfr.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 24,2010 1:00pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
composted is dead to me without dave. it's like sexcrement with out mfr or any band that plays shows without blue or any band that never plays shows with out mfr.


the whole thing?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 1:02pm
I accidentally the whole thing



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:10pm



and then dave left. thanks aril.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:14pm
*sighs*



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:17pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:19pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:23pm
Haha, this thread has turned to maximum LOLerdrive.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:26pm edited Mar 24,2010 1:27pm
it's too bad reimroc doesn't have any photos on the net because I would have photoshopped him with dirty needles in every pic...

Oh, wait



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 1:35pm
snap?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:36pm
Ouch.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:39pm
time for tears



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 1:48pm edited Mar 24,2010 2:00pm
*looks into the future and sees he missed a serious reference*



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:49pm
yea man ouch, you cut me deep.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:50pm
been saying for a while, someone needs to die to male this board a little interesting. already fragged him in computer games. he just needs to type "kill" in the console and get it over with!



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Mar 24,2010 1:51pm
Wow.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:52pm
please dude i was air shotting your ass the other day. then you left.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:53pm
that sounded dirty



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:53pm
GET A ROOM



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:54pm
oh wait so it okay for people to make fun of dead babies and shit then when someone calls another out it's OMG WTF material? It's news to me that rttp is PC now.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:55pm
It's okay to make fun of dead babies because they're dead.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 1:56pm
[News] Nerd Fight Forces Silly Slam Pioneers Composted To Abandon Vocalist Search; Mark F. Richards To Commit Self Full-time To Breeding Salamanders



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:56pm
Slamamanders.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:56pm
making fun of a silly ritual picture is one thing making fun of an addiction is totally different. i could care less though people can make fun of me all they want if they want to.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 1:57pm
its the internets



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:57pm
I was the only one trying to help you out last week. Now I negated that. :P



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 1:58pm
to be fair... you posted about you addiction online in the first place. so i'd say thats fair game. people need to start thinking before airing their dirty laundry all over the internet.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:59pm
Next time on Maury Povich...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 1:59pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
to be fair... you posted about you addiction online in the first place. so i'd say thats fair game. people need to start thinking before airing their dirty laundry all over the internet.


thank you.




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 1:59pm
I'm going to start airing Composted's dirty laundry on tha innunetz. It'll be the first time you can smell through an internet connection.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:01pm
Punching below the belt FTW



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 2:01pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 2:01pm edited Mar 24,2010 2:02pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
to be fair... you posted about you addiction online in the first place. so i'd say thats fair game. people need to start thinking before airing their dirty laundry all over the internet.


thank you.




exactly why i just said i don't care silly willy. i am the internet. you think if i couldn't take a little trolling i would've posted that shit? hell naw. if you can't take the heat associated then don't mention anything about youself. especially on the internet.



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 24,2010 2:03pm
Awwwww duuuuuuuuuudddeeee.

My life no longer has meaning.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:05pm
Someday we will meet at a show and you gonna jump me, along with all your other rttp thugs



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 2:06pm edited Mar 24,2010 2:07pm
yea i have +100 flame resistance and aura of troll guard. it takes a lot to actually make me rage over the internet.


ps: who me aril? why the hell would i want to beat you up? you've never done anything to me. i like you.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 2:06pm
the sarcasm meter on this thread is broken



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 2:07pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
the sarcasm meter on this thread is broken
CALL JIMBO, HE'S THE SM TECH SUPPORT



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 24,2010 2:08pm
Your face is broken.

Ba-zing.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 2:08pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
the sarcasm meter on this thread is broken


the problem is for some people its broken for other its not. so it just gets all convoluted and shit.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 2:09pm
This is all so touching and everything, but until someone gurgles or plays guitar for Composted you can all die in a fire.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:09pm edited Mar 24,2010 2:10pm
I think I scared jimbo away on rttp. he used to call me for lunch and wanted to hang out but now I'm lucky if I get a whiff of his ass.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 2:09pm edited Mar 24,2010 2:10pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
This is all so touching and everything, but until someone gurgles or plays guitar for Composted you can all die in a fire.


I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT TONE MISTER



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 2:11pm
I don't appreciate YA FACE (apologies to Timma for stealing his thunder).



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 24,2010 2:11pm
I wish I had acceptable vocals, because I would perform epic, epic acts of stupidity as a singer in this band.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 2:11pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
This is all so touching and everything, but until someone gurgles or plays guitar for Composted you can all die in a fire.


dying a in a fire would make for some great composted vocals... albeit a temporary solution.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:11pm
I've abused my real life sarcasm meter so much that DYA can't tell when I'm serious or joking.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 2:12pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
This is all so touching and everything, but until someone gurgles or plays guitar for Composted you can all die in a fire.


dying a in a fire would make for some great composted vocals... albeit a temporary solution.


We'd go through vocalists faster than Spinal Tap went through drummers.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 24,2010 2:15pm
i remember when i went to DYA's house party last spring and he was like "yea guys this is garret and hes from the internet". everyone looked at him stupid and he had to explain that he posted on a forum that he was having a party. i lol'd. i wish he would've just left it at "hes from the internet". more mysterious that way.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 24,2010 2:15pm
do i sing with my penis?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:16pm
yea. I remember ignoring you.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 2:16pm
I don't know Ken, do you?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 24,2010 2:17pm
yes i do?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 2:18pm
Kens penis needs a stand.



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 2:34pm
I'll play guitar again, I just won't go to practice... Too bad bout Dave though, that makes me sad :[



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 2:45pm
this thread is not real until Dave makes a statement. I DEMAND IT.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 2:58pm
I don't think Dave has the internet right now, Tommy boy.



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:04pm
But Mark, in all seriousness, let me know if you need any chocolate assistance. I should be gettin to videos very soon... unfortunately they will be mirror image, but maybe you have a program that can take care of that. Otherwise it just adds to the fun haha



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 3:04pm
blendermethodnli said[orig][quote]
I'll play guitar again, I just won't go to practice... Too bad bout Dave though, that makes me sad :[


this made me REALLY lol



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 3:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I think I scared jimbo away on rttp. he used to call me for lunch and wanted to hang out but now I'm lucky if I get a whiff of his ass.


don't say that sweetheart. You wanna come and hang at BC practice tonight?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 3:05pm
Mirror image probably would be good enough; I have no video editing softwizzles.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 24,2010 3:05pm
and,

THE SARCASM METER IS NOT BROKEN.

ya'll is just assholes who aren't funny.

OHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 3:05pm
left-handed heathens



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:07pm
Does I get brownies if I do the video in costume?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 3:09pm
blendermethodnli said[orig][quote]
But Mark, in all seriousness, let me know if you need any chocolate assistance. I should be gettin to videos very soon... unfortunately they will be mirror image, but maybe you have a program that can take care of that. Otherwise it just adds to the fun haha



this is based on zero actual experience, but apparently you might be able to fix the mirror image thing with this software

http://www.virtualdub.org/download.html

shed the download.html for general info. Open source and free.

only based on a comment when google searching



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:11pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
blendermethodnli said[orig][quote]
But Mark, in all seriousness, let me know if you need any chocolate assistance. I should be gettin to videos very soon... unfortunately they will be mirror image, but maybe you have a program that can take care of that. Otherwise it just adds to the fun haha



this is based on zero actual experience, but apparently you might be able to fix the mirror image thing with this software

http://www.virtualdub.org/download.html

shed the download.html for general info. Open source and free.

only based on a comment when google searching


Sweet, thx



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 3:11pm
Now I want brownies.



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:13pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Now I want brownies.


Mark, when do you not have brownies?



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:14pm
Remember when you said I looked like a marble brownie? haha



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 3:14pm
I never have brownies.

And yes, I will never forget, because you DID look like a marble brownie, you Leprechaun wannabe.



toggletoggle post by blendermethodnli at Mar 24,2010 3:17pm
Looking like cake should be a requirement for a new member



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 24,2010 3:19pm
weed brownies!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 3:19pm
Hahaha, "Must look like cake." That is ridiculously beautiful.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 24,2010 4:14pm
Is it really a coincidence that davemaggot never posts here anymore, and then mysteriously "parts ways" with composted?

Composted=mafia. It's more likely than you think.

And I wish I could do this. WTF.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 4:29pm
YOU CAN DO EEET



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 24,2010 4:35pm
this band has a good beat.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 4:38pm
Pires would be awesome for this. Manages to be both brutal and silly to an extreme. His work schedule is why he's backpedaling.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 4:40pm
My work schedule sucks too, but you don't see me not being in Composted.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 4:43pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
My work schedule sucks too, but you don't see me not being in Composted.
ssssshhhhh you may be next *shifty eyes*



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 4:44pm
But...but...that can't happen! Right?!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 24,2010 4:45pm
midnight meetings in rooms with secret doors

shit's going down



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 24,2010 4:50pm
That sounds sexy.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 24,2010 4:53pm
Jerk off and throw your cum on old broads in nursing homes.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 4:59pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
midnight meetings in rooms with secret doors

shit's going down


you talking about Obama here?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 24,2010 5:03pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Jerk off and throw your cum on old broads in nursing homes.

MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
That sounds sexy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 24,2010 5:14pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
the sarcasm meter on this thread is broken
CALL JIMBO, HE'S THE SM TECH SUPPORT


legit LOL



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 24,2010 8:07pm
Aw, oh well. I'd try out depending on if I move to California or not in July.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 8:11pm
lol what?
Tifa relocated? Shit, man. Good luck.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 24,2010 8:13pm
It'd only be for 6 months anyway. If I get a job at Dolby, Apple, or Furman.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 8:19pm
Move out there regardless.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 24,2010 8:21pm
VOTE ME FOR VOCALIST



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 24,2010 8:26pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Move out there regardless.


That's my goal anyway. Gotta get the schooling done and then I want to get a job out in Petaluma or something. My dream is to start my own bass/guitar amp company.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 24,2010 8:28pm
I'd suggest not going with the Martins company. To close to Martin, haha.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 24,2010 8:32pm
Clearly haha



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 24,2010 9:15pm
This really sucks. Hope you guys find the members you need soon.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2010 9:19pm
anyone else find it odd that dave hasn't commented here yet?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 24,2010 9:45pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
anyone else find it odd that dave hasn't commented here yet?

Pires said[orig][quote]
Is it really a coincidence that davemaggot never posts here anymore, and then mysteriously "parts ways" with composted?

Composted=mafia. It's more likely than you think.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2010 10:10pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
anyone else find it odd that dave hasn't commented here yet?

Pires said[orig][quote]
Is it really a coincidence that davemaggot never posts here anymore, and then mysteriously "parts ways" with composted?

Composted=mafia. It's more likely than you think.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Mar 24,2010 10:38pm
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
VOTE ME FOR VOCALIST
i voted for you on facebook



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 24,2010 10:41pm
get blaze bailey to do it, hes got nothing better to do these days.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Mar 24,2010 10:43pm
i suck at guitar, but i do make a gr8 ass of myself.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Mar 24,2010 11:02pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 25,2010 1:25am



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 25,2010 8:50am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
midnight meetings in rooms with secret doors

shit's going down


you talking about Obama here?


Always, man. Check out my twitter feed.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 25,2010 10:33am
bummer. Mark you shouldn't switch to main vocals, your guitar/backup vocals are perfect.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 25,2010 11:03am
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 25,2010 11:17am
chess battle!



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 25,2010 11:46am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Yeti for president!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 25,2010 12:42pm
Haha, honestly, I feel like I would be really excited about doing lead vocals for a little while but I'd get bored eventually. I also don't want to lose the dual vocal aspect of the band.



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 25,2010 1:00pm
It just wouldn't be Composted if you weren't holding a guitar and gurgling about dicks, rape, and the like.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 25,2010 1:05pm
See, Tim knows the score.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 25,2010 1:12pm
jolly good!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 25,2010 1:16pm edited Mar 25,2010 1:17pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Tom's Rape Vulture scream last night has already won that category.

i just don't know if i'd appreciate "Phallus Palace" without Mark screaming "ACOCKALYPSE!!!" before playing that unbelievable smashy-smashy riff.



toggletoggle post by slag nli at Mar 25,2010 1:18pm
has anyone recommended Beezle for this job yet? he obviously has no problems making a fool of himself on stage. you could do a composted goat type thing.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 25,2010 1:19pm
timma said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Yeti for dictator!
fix'd



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2010 1:22pm
i wish i had free time and better death metal style vocals because i already enjoy making a retard of myself and playing with all you guys's dicks.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 25,2010 1:23pm
i love epic rttp threads. you just never know where the topic will steer towards next.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2010 1:25pm
usually it steers towards dicks



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 25,2010 1:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Tom's Rape Vulture scream last night has already won that category.

i just don't know if i'd appreciate "Phallus Palace" without Mark screaming "ACOCKALYPSE!!!" before playing that unbelievable smashy-smashy riff.


Live I don't scream that, because I have to do my extremely tiring, million-year long semi-high pitched gurgle before I pass out. If I was to do lead vocals, I'd still do all the same shit I do on a regular basis, only 100% of the time.

And no one's even heard my rape vulture screams. Pray that I don't decide to unleash those. Microphone=not needed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 25,2010 1:31pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Tom's Rape Vulture scream last night has already won that category.



wow thanks...i def screamed from colon on that one i think



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 25,2010 1:33pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah right yeti, you just don't want competition in the "best local vocalist" category.


Yeti for dictator!
fix'd





toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Mar 25,2010 1:34pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I never have brownies.

And yes, I will never forget, because you DID look like a marble brownie, you Leprechaun wannabe.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 25,2010 3:44pm
::posts:: i dont really have an official statement. just good luck. i love everybody. dicks and babies and babies made of dicks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 25,2010 3:46pm
acceptable statment is acceptable. you still gonna do COTDS?



toggletoggle post by foghorn   at Mar 26,2010 9:33am
God damn shit tits!



toggletoggle post by DanMaggot at Jan 2,2019 10:16am
Bump for my cousin



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