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: post by hoser at 2005-07-14 13:10:54
Well Rule #1 for example:

You MUST wear shorts that are wayyy too short at all times. There is no questioning the short shorts.

#2: Your T-shirt must look like it was put into a blender on HIGH for at least 20 minutes before you wear it.

#3: You ABSOLUTELY MUST wear high top sneakers with bunged up socks near the bottom....or you guessed it....not thrash.

#4: The hair....in no way shape of form are you allowed to have hair that is shorter than your guitar.

#5: THE GRAND POO-BAH OF ALL THRASH RULES. YOU MUST END EVERY VOCAL SENTENCE WITH "-AYYAAAHHHHH!!!" The average song sentence must sound something like this "Through the wicked nights I runn-nnnaaaahhhhh!!" or something like this, ""And then the sky turned grayyy-ayyaaaahhhh!!"



These are the rules. Follow them or be banished from the thrash underworld.
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