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:	post by MikeFuck at 2005-04-10 16:12:59

Hello! I am Abdul Johammed, a very rich prince from Nigeria and I am contacting you today to offer you the financial oppurtunity of your fucking lifetime!

They Won't Stay Dead is a zombie infested brain eating goresoaked three piece thrash outfit from the Boston area that is sure to delight your children's show, birthday party, or bar mitzvah. However, they are banned in my country, so for the small bank transaction fee of 1,200$ we will send them to your country of freedoms and the Krispy Kreme.

If you would like to associate yourself with such a crue of vagabonds, you can contact their meaty sasquatch vocalist Mike at (508) 291-5021, because he has no internet ever since the very big fire. It is sad! Ho ho ho! Leave a message for he is often drunk and in prison! Delightful!

Jinnqui & Yeg Skemesh!

Your Excellency,
Prince Abdul Johammed III

(p.s: please fucking book us)

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